Straight Face Drinking Game

Straight Face is a drinking game that is simple to learn and fun to play. The goal is to get your friends to laugh by saying a one-liner. It you laugh, you have to drink!

This is a simple game that is easy to play pretty much anywhere. One way to play is to write down the funny phrases and put them into a hat at random. Another way is to just go around the circle and everyone say something funny or ridiculous.

If everyone keeps a straight face, the player saying the one liner must drink. Otherwise, anyone who breaks a smile or giggles has to take a drink.

Not sure what to say? Read on to find some hilarious straight face game sentence examples to get you started.

What You Need

Number of Players: 2 or more

• Your favorite alcohol
• A sense of humor
• A piece of paper for each player
• A pen or pencil
• Optional: Pre-written game sentences

Straight Face Rules

1. Everyone takes a few minutes to write down a funny sentence on a piece of paper. The funnier, more inappropriate, and more ridiculous the better in this case.
2. Fold the pieces of paper and put them into the middle of the group or into a hat.
3. Everyone takes turns drawing a sentence randomly and reading it out loud.
4. Each player, both the reader and listeners, must keep a straight face while the sentence is being read. If anyone smiles, laughs, or giggles, they must take a drink.
5. If no one smiles or laughs, then the reader must drink.

Straight Face Game Sentence Examples

• Do I lose when the officer says papers and I say scissors?
• I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
• My husband just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; he hit the roof.
• My wife put glue all over my rifle. She’s denying it but I’m sticking to my guns.
• Someone just called my phone, sneezed, coughed, and hung up. I’m getting tired of these cold calls.
• My wife says I’m the cheapest guy in the world. I’m not buying it.
• It takes guts to be an organ donor.
• It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
• My inflatable house got a puncture yesterday. Now I’m living in a flat.
• A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
• You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
• Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
• People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
• I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.
• I was addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
• I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
• It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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